To Slim Goodbody

Thanks Slim Goodbody for being willing to wear that body suit and musically teach me from a young age the location of our most precious and sensitive organs. I only wish that my nieces and nephews could sit at your tarsals, metarsals, and phalanges to learn the same. Because as it stands they do not appreciate the delicate nature of the male groin.
Since her mother refuses to give her basic anatomical instruction, one niece pounces into my lap freely as both of her knees come together to deliver a force equal to the hammer of Thor itself. At the other equally tortuous pole is my nephew--who despite the best efforts of my sister and her doctor husband--is amused with the no-no area and frequently shoots me there when my defenses are down with whatever new toy Grammy and Grampy have given him.
I love my nieces and nephews, but I'd like to have some of my own.
Would you come back Slim? Even if it were just for a day? You could stay at my parents ' place. I know you want to get back into the suit. You're probably still wearing it. Freak.

	Slim Goodbody - Slim Goodbody Anthem / Hail Nutrition! / The Gobbler /
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